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A Stitch in Time saves Nine

A family stitched together with love, seldom unravels.

A family is a patchwork of LOVE.

A Quilt Will Warm Your Body and Comfort Your Soul

A creative mess is better than tidy idleness

A day hemmed in prayer seldom unravels

A messy house is the sign of a happy quilter

A quilt is something you make to keep someone you love ... WARM!

A yard a day keeps the blues away.

A fat quarter is not a body part

A fat quarter has fewer calories than a hot fudge sundae!

Any day spent sewing, is a good day!

Anytime is stitchin' time.

As ye Sew, sew Shall Ye Rip

Asking a seamstress to mend, is like asking Picasso to paint your garage!

Behind every sewer is a huge pile of fabric.

Blessed are the piece makers, for they shall quilt forever!

Blessed are the children of quilters, for they shall inherit the quilts.

Blessed are the piece makers!

Buttons and patches and the cold wind blowing...the days pass quickly when I am sewing!

Caution: Enter this Sewing Room at your own Risk

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. Just like a QUILT!

Creative minds are rarely tidy

Creative Clutter is better than Idle Neatness

Don't Needle the Seamstress!

Dull Women have Immaculate Homes

Fabricologist Resource Centre" does that sound more impressive than "fabric stash

Friendship is sewn with Love and Measured by Kindness

Friendships are sewn one stitch at a time.

From my hands --- to your heart!

God put me on this earth to sew and finish a certain number of things. I am so far behind now.....

I will never die!

Good Friends are like Quilts. They age with you, yet never lose their warmth

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to sew we go!

Hubby calls me his "sew & sew"

Hug Your Sewing Machine

I love sewing and have plenty of material witnesses.

I feed my the stitches I sew

I love quilting and have plenty of material witnesses.

I Think Sew!

I got a sewing machine for my husband! Good trade, huh?

I'm in therapy and SEWING is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

I'm a quilter and my house is in pieces

I'm in therapy and quilting is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

I'm creative - you can't expect me to be neat too!

If I stitch fast enough does it count as an aerobic exercise?

In the crazy quilt of life, I'm glad you're in my block of friends

Itching To Be Stitching

Life is like a patchwork
Make it precious day by day
Have a pattern for your life
Adding fun along the way!

LOST: Husband, dog, and sewing machine. Reward offered for sewing machine!

Love is the thread that binds us.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.  So Quilters get out there and start buying that fabric!

May your sorrows be patched and your joys be quilted

May your bobbin always be full!

Memories are stitched with love.

My husband said if I buy any more fabric he would leave me ---I'll miss him!

My Husband is a Human Pincushion!

My husband lets me buy all the fabric I can hide!

My soul is fed with needle and thread.

Old seamstresses never go crazy, they just stay on pins and needles!!

Old Quilters never die ... they just go to pieces!

One quilting project, like one cookie, is never enough!

Our lives are like quilts - bits and pieces, joy and sorrow, stitched with love

People that are organized are just too lazy to get up and look for it!

Pray for Pieces!

Quilters never cut corners.

Quilters never grow old, they just go to pieces.

Quilting fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom and closets.

Quilting is a gift to give yourself.

Quilting with a friend, will keep you in stitches.

Quilts are like friends - a great source of comfort.

Quilts give good cuddles.


Sew Much Fabric, Sew Little Time!

Sew on to success!

Sewing and crafts fill my day, not to mention the living room, bedroom, and closets

Sewing forever, housework whenever!

Share the Love of Sewing!

She who dies with the most fabric wasted a lot of time!

She who dies with the most fabric.....wins!

Slow Moving Seamstress: Fast Moving Thread & Needle!

So much fabric, so little time

Stash Management Flunkie

Stitch your stress away.

The love of sewing is our common thread.

Touch these scissors and die!

Warning: This Vehicle Stops at all Fabric Shops

When life throws you scraps, make a quilt

When I learned How to quilt... I forgot how to cook!

When life gives you scraps, make quilts

Will work for FABRIC!

You know you are drinking to much coffee when you can thread a sewing machine...while it's running!

You may admire my dust, but please don't write in it!


OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go to pieces

OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go under cover

Rehab is for quilters.

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